300

Okay so I finally watched 300 after spouting the meme without really knowing its source for quite some time. A month or so ago I got the book and read that and thought it was pretty great, so here are my thoughts about the movie.

• I don't get why they randomly added sex scenes. Well, I get why. It's because America is something of a child that goes HEE HEE NUDITY.
• I wish I had sawblade hands. But seriously, I don't get why they added a bunch of not existing monster deals like that giant the Immortal had (they might've had it in the novel and I missed it though) and that one guy with a donkey head in Xerxes' throne room, although I might've just misseen that or something.
• I like how "This is Sparta." got turned into THIS IS SPARTA and caused a meme that instantly suicided by being liked by too many people, like O RLY and stuff.
• Why didn't several more Spartans throw spears at Xerxes when they were like OH CRAP SUICIDE? I think losing the guy who enslaved them and confused them into thinking he was a god would somewhat damage the Persian army.
• tunit we din in hel! xd