So anyway I finally came up for a good reason why I'm too picky that doesn't involve I want to be vegetarian except soybeans don't taste enough like beef yet, put more chemicals into them. I'm actively trying not to upset things that are most likely to evolve intelligence. Cephalopods are pretty much the best and mostly are just unlucky and that's why they aren't more advanced than us yet, so I can't eat them or anything that they eat, sadly eliminating all that weird stuff that lives on the ocean floor and people pretend it's food. I can't eat sea kittens because they're sea kittens and there hasn't been a single species that evolved to dominance without kittens.
So yeah screw you seafood. Oh and dolphins are technically intelligent but they aren't as cool as cephalopods so I guess I might eat fish sticks because I'm pretty sure those are made of dolphins or at least some kind of cabbage. I also will not eat mushrooms, because those things are frigging crazy man. As soon as one of those deals runs into some retarded monkeys and goes up in size a little, those are pretty much the new world leaders. I'm guessing by the time they reach human size they'll have some kind of sentience, so I will try not to eat any of their less horrible friends in an attempt to save myself and become the mushroom pope or something. Mushroom soup is an exception because I'm pretty sure it's just salt broth and I'm also pretty sure it'll take a few hundred years at least and my grandchildren can just be like "Old grandad Cthulhuigi didn't know the haps my fungusy overlord, he nary suspected and yet still ate none of your non liquid friends!" and then the one that said that will probably get eaten and the rest will scatter and then the mushroom will give them a bob-omb to throw at a furry businessman/T-Rex.
Speaking of T-Rexes, lizards are like pretty much tied with humans on the food chain. Plus they look pretty cool. To be fair, I would eat one if someone told me to, which is why this doesn't have very many reasoning. Bugs are pretty much the same, but as it would take a lot more to get me to eat one of them, I have to say if they haven't taken over the world by size or by not sucking, they certainly have by numbers, and if for some reason some super-intelligent ones show up (really they only have to hit like dog intelligence, and I don't mean the kind of dogs that I like) I want them to befriend me and let me shoot bees as people. Oh, and hiveminds like bees are a pretty neat concept, it's not likely but it would be pretty awesome if we grew some zerg.
I think that's pretty much the major groups of things I won't eat, and can you blame me? I haven't really eaten that many kinds of meat, and I believe I can justify them all.
Beef - Cows are retarded. They spent all their energy evolving three extra stomachs that make them take four times as long to digest things. Yeah, way to scavenge for better nutrients than grass, fags.
Chicken - They evolved DOWN from dinosaurs. Almost all birds are subject to this reasoning. If they want to go back to dinosaurs, by all means, I'll quit eating them, but for now lizards appear to be trying harder. Oh, and emus and that kind of crap are also doing a pretty good job, so I probably won't eat them.
Buffalo - See cow, these are just ugly haircows.
Hot Dogs - If you don't eat them, the homophobes win. Plus whatever animal these come from isn't doing a very good job at not being mass produced, although as a rule I really don't want to eat them. Naturally, the brands of hot dogs that use identifiable meat are covered by the respective animal.
Ah, but I know what you're saying. "Mr. Cthulhuigi! Mr. Cthulhuigi! Don't you know that after cats, humans, and dolphins pigs are the most smartest animal!? How do you eat a bacon!" And I admit, this seems like a huge exception. I have to hand it to pigs. They are terrifying. The eatin' ones start turning into mankilling hairy tusky monsters if they escape from the farm I think, and given a chance they'd probably take over. Whatever could I be thinking to convince myself to eat these gentle giants? If you're fearing the end of this excessively rational rant to be something like "but day tast god and im not a libral homexicl aminla lovr!" and all wacky and out of character, fear not. Simply prepare yourself for about half an internet if you catch this literary reference.
Why is it acceptable to eat pigs, which are pretty much the smartest and strongest mammal besides the ones I listed earlier?
Because they're communists.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Olol
I'm not even going to pretend IM FINLY GON UPDAT AGANE! I know I just use this for random ranting. :[
On that whim, T. S. Eliot's Hollow Men frigging looks like lyrics of some death metal song, particularly the fifth part.
Here we go round the prickly pear
Prickly pear prickly pear
Here we go round the prickly pear
At five o'clock in the morning.
Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom
Between the conception
And the creation
Between the emotion
And the response
Falls the Shadow
Life is very long
Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom
For Thine is
Life is
For Thine is the
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
POEMS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO REPEAT THE SAME LINE DIRECTLY OVER AND OVER. I can understand each stanza or something to make some wacky point, but honestly I think Toilets was just trying to invent death metal.
On that whim, T. S. Eliot's Hollow Men frigging looks like lyrics of some death metal song, particularly the fifth part.
Here we go round the prickly pear
Prickly pear prickly pear
Here we go round the prickly pear
At five o'clock in the morning.
Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom
Between the conception
And the creation
Between the emotion
And the response
Falls the Shadow
Life is very long
Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom
For Thine is
Life is
For Thine is the
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
POEMS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO REPEAT THE SAME LINE DIRECTLY OVER AND OVER. I can understand each stanza or something to make some wacky point, but honestly I think Toilets was just trying to invent death metal.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Oh right
Sorry about that. School has been distracting me and stuff. I just feel kind of rambly so I figured I might as well do it here where no one has to look at it. Uh... I have to finish reading Wuthering Heights and write an essay on it and some article thingy. I want to go GR GR IS SO STUPID! with no reasoning behind it, but I can't really. I do appreciate literature, just not when I like have to go out of my way too... It was probably a bad idea to take AP Lit this year when that's the one AP class I'd be horrible at the exam for. I'm great at math and scilence, but nooo, let's have stupid ideas instead. :[
I really do like writing, but not in that way. No one wants an essay for any reason ever unless you're going to be a professional essay-eer. I know writing skills are important, and I frigging have them. Pulling "meaning" out of my anus and writing about it isn't going to have any significance. I know it shows I'm capable of learning, BUT I'D RATHER CAPE OF LEARNING SCIENCE OR SOMETHING THAT ISN'T STUPID AND ENTIRELY SUBJECTIVE. :[
But anyway I'm doing unusually well in schools this year which is why I've not updated this, along with lack of interest. Due to the second half of the semester rolling around and stuff becoming slightly harder and more time-consumings, I've started wondering about why I'm actually doing it and stuff. As a logical being, I can realize I'd probably be able to blow some of this off and just straggle along like I always have been, but something over the last year has changed and made me give a crap about staying up to date and whatnot. It's all easy, just... time consuming... That's probably part of the reason I have trouble reading books. I have enough vocabularies and reading comprehension and speed that I can do it with minimal effort, problem is it's boring and monotonous. If they could come up with a better form of books, I'd treat it as a much better form of media. I don't really approve of media that you can't multi-task while doing, though. Music, television, even vidya games to some extent are all activities you can do while recieving other input. It's just too much effort and not quite enough rewarding to read stories in book format, when visual and audio formats are easier to recieve and more pleasing. Even stories on the internet, which I read quite a few of, are better than these ridiculous papyrus contraptions... I can have several windows open, and read it while activelyh doing other things, rather than having to completely stop and lose any immersion... Oh well, enough ranting there.
Last couple days I've been feeling a tiny bit depressed and stuff. Don't really know why. I'm assuming it's lonliness, although I can't figure out why. Maybe it's more like my hormones rebelling at me for not being around the ladies enough. Well, actually, I'm almost positive it's that, although I don't really know how to deal with it. I guess I'm around the ladies enough, but I'm just kind of too shy of af person. Plus for some reason my parents are kind of ultra-conservative there even though they're filthy liberals everwhere else... Maybe they aren't, and I'm just convincing myself it as an excuse to remain shy and mostly anti-social. I have to hand it to myself, I'm slowly becoming more and more social, which has been pretty hard for me. Not quit enough to really affect much though. I think I'll probably feel better once I finish this stupid book and the stupid things I have to do with it, so at least I'll have that off my back and I can just zone out the rest of the day. No one wants to hear me whining about this though, and I know I'll come back later and be horribly embarrassed by it. Sorry, future self. I didn't mean tooo :[
So anyway I forgot to tell you guys I raped the SAT. Got a 780 in math and a 730 in the other dumb subjects. Well, grammar's pretty cool. I actually did really well there but my score got knocked down a tad due to the fact 25-minute essays are a horrible idea, even worse than the test itself. At least hardly anyone cares about the grammar score, and I still hit 1500 with the two that do matter, which is a cutoff point for scholarships and stuff I think. I also took the PSAT and I think I did pretty well. Don't know if I got the National Merit thingy or not yet. Regardless, educationally my life's pretty rad, although that may be about the only place I'm fully happy with at the moment.
I actually have started up some artistic endeavors I've been ignoring for a while as well, which is pretty satisfying. Most of them are about video games, which is kind of annoying now. I wish I had a slight b it more creativity... I wrote a fantasy short story once. It was pretty lame, but in retrospet, I should've worked on more in its series or something for nanopoly. Maybe net year, if there IS a next year with our HUSSAIN ASOMA TERRIRIST MASLIM COMMIE SOCIALIST PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sO ANYWAY DANG WHAT WAS i TALKING ABOUT?
bUT NO SERIOUSLY, AS A SCIENCEFAG IT SEEMS A BIT WEIRD WHEN i THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH i NEJOY THE ARTISTICS. i GUESS IT'S LEFTOVER FROM MY NATURAL HUMAN INSTINCTS AND DESIRE TO BE ACCEPTED BY OTHER HUMANS, AS WELL AS FIGURING "HEY THIS IS ABOUT ALL i'M GOOD FOR AT THE MOMENT AS ROBOTS WILL BE REPLACING ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE SOON AND THEN EVENTUALLY THIS BUT BECAUSE i'LL BE A WEIRD MINORITY HUMAN ART MIGHT BE POPULAR BY OUR ROBOT OVERLORDS." Um, I don't remember if I hsad that in quotes or not. I'm writing this lying down and not looking at the screen, which helps me express my thoughts or something better, so don't mind my typos. I should get most of them afer I proofcheckitt or something.
Um.. I'm thirsty. I want a soda. I want a soda. I want a soda. :[ That brings me to another interesting point. Finally I decided to quit being a mysterious faj about my weight and outright admitted to my good internet buddy "The Enemy", that I could probably stand to lose ten, maybe twenty pounds. I still look better than most of you, America. I just hink I could stand to lose a little and then all the ladies will totally talk to me right? :[ I was actually doing pretty well for a while, but then I got a bag of chips and I think all of it reappeared. Stupid metaolism. Oh well. I've sort of put all my social times away for college mentally. Most teenagers seem a bit intellectually infantile to me, so I'm hoping that'll change and I'll have better social times there.
Oh well. I've blogged for a while, and it sort of felt good to ramble like that. Screw you, I'm not spell checking anything. This is "raw" or something. I'll probably flail around trying to find a snack or something and then read this STUPID book and make a STUPID outline for the STUPID thing I have to write about it and then STUPIDLY make an essay and I hate ruining the arts by pretending they're real educational subjects. :[
I really do like writing, but not in that way. No one wants an essay for any reason ever unless you're going to be a professional essay-eer. I know writing skills are important, and I frigging have them. Pulling "meaning" out of my anus and writing about it isn't going to have any significance. I know it shows I'm capable of learning, BUT I'D RATHER CAPE OF LEARNING SCIENCE OR SOMETHING THAT ISN'T STUPID AND ENTIRELY SUBJECTIVE. :[
But anyway I'm doing unusually well in schools this year which is why I've not updated this, along with lack of interest. Due to the second half of the semester rolling around and stuff becoming slightly harder and more time-consumings, I've started wondering about why I'm actually doing it and stuff. As a logical being, I can realize I'd probably be able to blow some of this off and just straggle along like I always have been, but something over the last year has changed and made me give a crap about staying up to date and whatnot. It's all easy, just... time consuming... That's probably part of the reason I have trouble reading books. I have enough vocabularies and reading comprehension and speed that I can do it with minimal effort, problem is it's boring and monotonous. If they could come up with a better form of books, I'd treat it as a much better form of media. I don't really approve of media that you can't multi-task while doing, though. Music, television, even vidya games to some extent are all activities you can do while recieving other input. It's just too much effort and not quite enough rewarding to read stories in book format, when visual and audio formats are easier to recieve and more pleasing. Even stories on the internet, which I read quite a few of, are better than these ridiculous papyrus contraptions... I can have several windows open, and read it while activelyh doing other things, rather than having to completely stop and lose any immersion... Oh well, enough ranting there.
Last couple days I've been feeling a tiny bit depressed and stuff. Don't really know why. I'm assuming it's lonliness, although I can't figure out why. Maybe it's more like my hormones rebelling at me for not being around the ladies enough. Well, actually, I'm almost positive it's that, although I don't really know how to deal with it. I guess I'm around the ladies enough, but I'm just kind of too shy of af person. Plus for some reason my parents are kind of ultra-conservative there even though they're filthy liberals everwhere else... Maybe they aren't, and I'm just convincing myself it as an excuse to remain shy and mostly anti-social. I have to hand it to myself, I'm slowly becoming more and more social, which has been pretty hard for me. Not quit enough to really affect much though. I think I'll probably feel better once I finish this stupid book and the stupid things I have to do with it, so at least I'll have that off my back and I can just zone out the rest of the day. No one wants to hear me whining about this though, and I know I'll come back later and be horribly embarrassed by it. Sorry, future self. I didn't mean tooo :[
So anyway I forgot to tell you guys I raped the SAT. Got a 780 in math and a 730 in the other dumb subjects. Well, grammar's pretty cool. I actually did really well there but my score got knocked down a tad due to the fact 25-minute essays are a horrible idea, even worse than the test itself. At least hardly anyone cares about the grammar score, and I still hit 1500 with the two that do matter, which is a cutoff point for scholarships and stuff I think. I also took the PSAT and I think I did pretty well. Don't know if I got the National Merit thingy or not yet. Regardless, educationally my life's pretty rad, although that may be about the only place I'm fully happy with at the moment.
I actually have started up some artistic endeavors I've been ignoring for a while as well, which is pretty satisfying. Most of them are about video games, which is kind of annoying now. I wish I had a slight b it more creativity... I wrote a fantasy short story once. It was pretty lame, but in retrospet, I should've worked on more in its series or something for nanopoly. Maybe net year, if there IS a next year with our HUSSAIN ASOMA TERRIRIST MASLIM COMMIE SOCIALIST PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sO ANYWAY DANG WHAT WAS i TALKING ABOUT?
bUT NO SERIOUSLY, AS A SCIENCEFAG IT SEEMS A BIT WEIRD WHEN i THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH i NEJOY THE ARTISTICS. i GUESS IT'S LEFTOVER FROM MY NATURAL HUMAN INSTINCTS AND DESIRE TO BE ACCEPTED BY OTHER HUMANS, AS WELL AS FIGURING "HEY THIS IS ABOUT ALL i'M GOOD FOR AT THE MOMENT AS ROBOTS WILL BE REPLACING ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE SOON AND THEN EVENTUALLY THIS BUT BECAUSE i'LL BE A WEIRD MINORITY HUMAN ART MIGHT BE POPULAR BY OUR ROBOT OVERLORDS." Um, I don't remember if I hsad that in quotes or not. I'm writing this lying down and not looking at the screen, which helps me express my thoughts or something better, so don't mind my typos. I should get most of them afer I proofcheckitt or something.
Um.. I'm thirsty. I want a soda. I want a soda. I want a soda. :[ That brings me to another interesting point. Finally I decided to quit being a mysterious faj about my weight and outright admitted to my good internet buddy "The Enemy", that I could probably stand to lose ten, maybe twenty pounds. I still look better than most of you, America. I just hink I could stand to lose a little and then all the ladies will totally talk to me right? :[ I was actually doing pretty well for a while, but then I got a bag of chips and I think all of it reappeared. Stupid metaolism. Oh well. I've sort of put all my social times away for college mentally. Most teenagers seem a bit intellectually infantile to me, so I'm hoping that'll change and I'll have better social times there.
Oh well. I've blogged for a while, and it sort of felt good to ramble like that. Screw you, I'm not spell checking anything. This is "raw" or something. I'll probably flail around trying to find a snack or something and then read this STUPID book and make a STUPID outline for the STUPID thing I have to write about it and then STUPIDLY make an essay and I hate ruining the arts by pretending they're real educational subjects. :[
Friday, September 26, 2008
Oh hi blogs
Forgot :[
Anyway today I was coming back from class and tripped and PEW went my knee and PEW went my toe and blood was everwhere and now my toenail is being a dick and being split in two and I hate it.
Anyway today I was coming back from class and tripped and PEW went my knee and PEW went my toe and blood was everwhere and now my toenail is being a dick and being split in two and I hate it.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Thursday, September 4, 2008
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THERE'S A DYING OL' WASP THAT'S BEEN FLYING AROUND MY BEDROOM FOR THE LAST TWELVE HOURS OR SO. DIE ALREADY >[
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
YouTube might just be updated again
Ayup, so I found my original only somewhat terrible movie maker again and finally downloaded the codec so that windows stuff can recognize .avis as movie files. Therefore, I shall update with my 400tacular soon. Expect incredibly amazing things.
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